I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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