If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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