I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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