i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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