How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i will never coherently bang her
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize