arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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