just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize