Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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