You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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