just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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