Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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