Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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