We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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