Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
