I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
She's JV to your varsity
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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