Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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