before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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