i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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