just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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