they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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