It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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