i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize