Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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