Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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