Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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