Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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