TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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