dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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