high people should be assigned attendants
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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