Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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