We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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