At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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