im having a threesome with these popsicles
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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