You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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