): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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