i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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