you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize
