it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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