So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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