I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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