Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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