1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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