he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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