stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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