She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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