some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
