did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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