I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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