He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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