I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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