Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize
