ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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